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Saturday, February 18, 2006

LFO WTF

WORST SONG EVER

I had to post this bit as I had recently come across this LFO song (summer girls) again....I particularly like the line, "I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike"....maybe they ran out of lyrics on this line, "Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees"...anyway, it has my vote as the worst song of all time and within it, the worst lyrics ever...my point is.....I think I smell a new episode of Distortions coming on..please submit your worst song and/or worst song lyrics of all time. Send it through our contact page or through the blog...and let's get freaky. Ok, so now the worst song ever:

SUMMER GIRLS

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

25 Comments:

Anonymous chad13 said...

Maybe it's an obviouce choice but "Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States iis pretty bad. I'd also have to include "My name is mud" by Primus.

8:35 AM

 
Anonymous flipper said...

Carrie Underwood's "Jesus take the wheel" has my vote. Jesus, what a horrible song.

9:53 AM

 
Anonymous Absinthe said...

I think Killer Queen by Queen is horrible. Who else wirites somehting like "dynamite with a laser beam?" Who else would do vaudeville in the 70's?

8:39 AM

 
Blogger BionicBuddha said...

What kind of animal complains bout the line, "dynamite with a laser beam"?..that's hot...by the way check out the British band Travis' cover of that song...it's spooky how close the two sound...but I have to admit, why the hell would someone cover that song.

9:05 AM

 
Anonymous Emo sucks said...

Does anyone else but me think that Fallout Boy sucks?....I tired of emo cry babies. I've included a verse from the song, my heart is the worst kind of weapon, puke.

And did you hear the news?
I could dissect you
and gut you on this stage
not as eloquent as I may have imagined
but it will get the job done (you're done)
every line is plotted and designed
to leave you standing
on your bedroom window's ledge
and everyone else that it hits
that it gets to
is nothing more than collateral damage

6:50 PM

 
Anonymous he hate me said...

George (I hate the world)Straight has to take the prize for worst song lyrics. I hated country to begin with, I hate it more now and I hate the "I hate Everything" song and these hateful lyrics:

"I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife."

8:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus take the Wheel is an amazing song. The worst song ever is Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani. Gwen likely wrote that song when she was extremely drunk.

1:49 PM

 
Anonymous Mac User said...

"Soakin’ an pokin’ a half
Soakin’ a laugh crash test
Figure the mixture’s diggin’ up his last breath
Grief thief leaf briefly turned chieftain.
The tap water’s on, the water’s off, the water’s leakin’”

-Aesop Rock, “Prosperity”

Can someone please tell me what all that means?

7:09 PM

 
Anonymous Alice Cooper said...

How about "Unskinny Bop", by Poison...

Unskinny bop
Just blows me away
Unskinny bop, bop
All night and day
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
She just love to play
Unskinny bop nothin' more to say

7:16 PM

 
Anonymous Rod Stewart said...

Anyone remember Prozzak? They have an entire set list which could qualify; but who could forget the heartfelt and timeless "Sucks to be You" ?

Cause I'm a bastard if it's true
Yeah and I guess it's true
- Sucks To Be You
- Sucks To Be You
- I know it's true
- Sucks To Be You
- I know, I know
- Sucks To Be You
- I know it's true

repeat

repeat

ad nausea

7:31 PM

 
Anonymous sandman said...

"With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning"

What exactly does "french kiss the morning" mean?

Thanks Bon Jovi for that brilliant line from "Bed of Roses".

With all that talk of french kissing and fisting, I think I'm getting wet.

9:33 PM

 
Anonymous MC5 said...

Hey anonymous...are you 11 years old by any chance?..or maybe 45 and divorced with 6 kids because I can't see anyone else in the world liking Carrie Underwood
Unless..maybe..wait..you're a horny teenage boy from Tennesee.

7:13 PM

 
Anonymous chinchilla said...

Now the posse's gettin' hungry, and Mix-a-Lot's treatin'
we stopped at Taco Bell, for some Mexican eatin'

"Posse on Broadway" by Sir Mix-a-lot

'nuff said.

9:39 PM

 
Anonymous sand trap said...

Don't mess with Bon Jovi...that man's voice is like an angel, and his lyrics can melt the heart of a South American dictator!

4:06 PM

 
Anonymous sandman said...

very funny sand trap (play on your name)...yawn....I take it you an your cougar friends will like the following Bon Jovi lyrics to "...Mr. Saturday Night"

"My name is billy jean, my love was bought and sold
I’m only sixteen, I feel a hundred years old
My foster daddy went, took my innocence away
The street life ain’t much better, but at least I get paid"

Jon is so deep. Speaking of foster parents...did you lose your kids to children's services by leaving them home alone while you and your coven were at the concert?

6:11 PM

 
Anonymous Sand Bag said...

Ouch...such biting sarcasm. Is your life really that sad that you resort to hurling insults on the internet? It makes me feel kind of sorry for you; in addition to having no life you plainly have no musical taste.

In the words of Jon (yeah, you know the one)

"Have a nice day"

7:23 PM

 
Anonymous sandman said...

Wait a minute...no life?...aren't you also on the internet waiting for a response? It took all of one hour to hear back. Darling...don't be broken hearted...I'm sure there's another guy just like the old one around the corner..he's at the beer store..shirtless in his circa 1984 adidas shorts putting the 2-4 on the inverted handle bars of his bike...dreaming of you.

7:33 PM

 
Anonymous don dokken said...

#1 with a bullet:
Holy Diver-Ronnie James Dio
Lyrics like these:
"Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean"

I don't know what you mean Ronnie
apparently, only Jack Black does.

8:42 PM

 
Anonymous michie said...

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
why Travis why?

9:18 PM

 
Anonymous wax buildup said...

how about misheard lyrics? For a long time "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna had me stumped...

what I was hearing:
Last night I dreamt of some bagels
Just like I'd never gone I knew the song
Young girl with eyes like potatoes
It all seems like yesterday not far away


real lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone I knew the song
Young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday not far away


By the way...I like my version better!!

9:18 PM

 
Anonymous gabba gabba hey said...

I had a friend that misheard the lyrics of the Ramones song "Beat on the brat" and thought in place of beat on the brat they were saying "peter the rabbit"

9:24 PM

 
Anonymous stereolab said...

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9:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey mc5,

cry about it

2:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps. who deletes other peoples' comments? power trip much?

2:24 PM

 
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