Heather Mills: Yoko Ono meets Pretty Woman

Most people who follow celebrity news are likely familiar with the story of Heather Mills. Mills is the former model, who has recently suffered a media onslaught following her split with husband Sir Paul McCartney last month. Mills has claimed the stories of prostitution are merely a rehash of allegations she already denied four years ago.

Former Beatle McCartney requested this week that the press stop publishing stories about his wife of four years, and claimed he was still on good terms with the charity campaigner as they negotiated their divorce and custody arrangements for their three-year-old daughter Beatrice.

At Bionic Buddha, we consider ourselves to be forward thinking and are not judgemental towards people of any religion, political faction, profession, nationality, or sexual preference. Notwithstanding, we did find it ironic that "the oldest profession" is an anagram for "I sold for ten pesos". We are quite certain that Heather Mills' divorce settlement will eclipse this sum...Julia Roberts would have been proud.

If you haven't already seen it, Beatles fans might be interested in checking out this episode of Distortions. Jenn Tilley explores a conspiracy theory surrounding the potential death of Paul McCartney.