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Monday, May 08, 2006

I Can't Get No...Metamusil

According to a recent news story, the Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman felt relief after leaving the band in '93. Bandmates Mick Jagger and Keith Richards did not have any respect for him, because in the band's early years, Bill did not share thier interest in drugs other than cannabis.

It was soon after the Rolling Stones launched their first World Tour (estimated sometime around the 5th century BC) that fire was discovered - and pot smoking became in vogue.

Our inside sources tell us that the band is launching yet another World Tour and have prepared a peculiar set of demands for each of the venues including:

1. wheelchair accessibility (Keith Richards has been having trouble with stairs for the last 50 years)
2. freshly squeezed prune juice
3. adult size depends (Mick Jagger's bladder is no longer trusted, as he can't remember using the washroom since Jimmy Carter was in the oval office)
4. bran flakes with extra fibre (this will insure even the guitar techs will stay "regular")
5. on stage "clapper" devices so nobody in the band will have to bend down to turn off electric instruments, peddles, sound equipment and microphones

If you haven't already caught Jenn Tilley talking about other bands strange requests - please check out this episode of Distortions.


Blogger Freak Magnet said...

Think Richards will be any more coherent now that he's hit his head? Maybe he knocked some sense into it?

9:49 PM

Blogger Jonathan said...

Thanks for stopping by at Bloody Awful Poetry! And taking the Mick out of Jagger and co (ahh, recycling puns never gets old) is the sport of kings... :-)

J x

12:42 PM

Anonymous romantic egoist said...

When does U2 start getting the old jokes? I have a feeling they aren't about to pack it in ay time soon either. They've been around for over thirty years now.

6:51 AM

Blogger Alans blog Uk said...

nice blog keep it up!

5:55 PM

Blogger Robin Design Group said...

Too freaking funny! I wasn't surprise to hear that Keith Richards had fallen out of a tree, had a jet skiing 'accident', and and another minor accident on the way to the hospital... You can't take the kid out of the rocker, bran flakes or otherwise.

6:33 AM


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