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Monday, August 14, 2006

What's eating Val Kilmer?


Val Kilmer has been found. He did not move to South East Asia to pursue philosophical ideals or learn a new dialect from Central American aboriginals. He was not kidnapped by a tribe of Indonesian cannibals or abducted by aliens from a distant planet. It turns out he has been working as a short-order chef in a Jacksonville International House of Pancakes.

It is hard to believe that he has been successful in bridging this career transition, when so many other celebrities have failed to launch second-phase careers. When he was asked what was the most challenging aspect of his job, Kilmer responded, "I love my job, because I like pancakes, and I love bacon". My hat is off to Val...the man who put "honest" back into the phrase "an honest day's work".

12 Comments:

Blogger Rojelio said...

He was never any good as batman...but he seems to make up for it as fatman.

8:25 PM

 
Blogger stereofish said...

2 words: G-Ross

9:38 PM

 
Anonymous fanboy said...

The Iceman Leaveth.

10:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the burden of being Batman was overpowering so he turned himself into this Fatman who doesn't give a rat's behind of how others see him...or maybe he got so sick of Hollywood and just wanted to be a normal Joe Blow. Sometimes being normal is a blessing, so let's give the poor lad a break and not be too critical over his career choice. Everyone has a right to do whatever they feel like, but yikes did he ever let himself go.

1:04 AM

 
Blogger outlaw bitch said...

yeah he looks fugly and that gut is disgusting.

10:58 AM

 
Blogger Freak Magnet said...

I think anonymous is really Val Kilmer in the flesh.

6:55 PM

 
Blogger Deadpool said...

he was fine as batman....it was the writing that sucked...jesus

9:46 PM

 
Blogger RyeGuy said...

The old fart decided to flip a stack of flapjacks for kicks. Good for him.

12:32 AM

 
Blogger BionicBuddha said...

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10:39 AM

 
Blogger R2K said...

He is like 35 years old, give him a break!

8:32 AM

 
Blogger My Place said...

fat boy...ok! I'm bad!

10:32 AM

 
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