Bionic Buddha is a website dedicated to content for multimedia devices. The Victory5 TV network headlines shows such as 'Distortions' (an anecdotal music trivia show), 'Mostly Weird News' (odd but weird news stories from around the world), 'Rewired'(unique website reviews), films shorts and more. These shows are typically under 3 minutes in length and customized for your PDA, mobile, cell, ipod or home fun viewing.

Get my banner code or create your own banner
Get my banner code or create your own banner

Monday, August 14, 2006

What's eating Val Kilmer?

Val Kilmer has been found. He did not move to South East Asia to pursue philosophical ideals or learn a new dialect from Central American aboriginals. He was not kidnapped by a tribe of Indonesian cannibals or abducted by aliens from a distant planet. It turns out he has been working as a short-order chef in a Jacksonville International House of Pancakes.

It is hard to believe that he has been successful in bridging this career transition, when so many other celebrities have failed to launch second-phase careers. When he was asked what was the most challenging aspect of his job, Kilmer responded, "I love my job, because I like pancakes, and I love bacon". My hat is off to Val...the man who put "honest" back into the phrase "an honest day's work".


Blogger Rojelio said...

He was never any good as batman...but he seems to make up for it as fatman.

8:25 PM

Blogger stereofish said...

2 words: G-Ross

9:38 PM

Anonymous fanboy said...

The Iceman Leaveth.

10:27 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the burden of being Batman was overpowering so he turned himself into this Fatman who doesn't give a rat's behind of how others see him...or maybe he got so sick of Hollywood and just wanted to be a normal Joe Blow. Sometimes being normal is a blessing, so let's give the poor lad a break and not be too critical over his career choice. Everyone has a right to do whatever they feel like, but yikes did he ever let himself go.

1:04 AM

Blogger outlaw bitch said...

yeah he looks fugly and that gut is disgusting.

10:58 AM

Blogger Freak Magnet said...

I think anonymous is really Val Kilmer in the flesh.

6:55 PM

Blogger Deadpool said...

he was fine as was the writing that sucked...jesus

9:46 PM

Blogger RyeGuy said...

The old fart decided to flip a stack of flapjacks for kicks. Good for him.

12:32 AM

Blogger BionicBuddha said...

Hey Freak gonna give us the info to claim your prize on the Gelaskins contest?..We had sent the reply....butu didn't hear back..check your spam folder if our reply ended there for some reason. Send it to our contact page on the mainsite again in order to preserve your privacy.

10:39 AM

Blogger R2K said...

He is like 35 years old, give him a break!

8:32 AM

Blogger My Place said...

fat boy...ok! I'm bad!

10:32 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work Free nude asian women movie george foreman indoor ionamin Seka classic pornstar gallery Lowest prices fioricet Digital cameras 4mp clinical trials crestor lipitor pontiac monsoon stereo speakers casino baccarat xxx hardcore reality trailers Ohio+laser+eye+surgery+lasik Automated airport weather phone numbers atis Web cams in lebanon oregon Laser tattoo removal rushville Gay boys fuck Manveer fire alarm system Huge giant cocks pornfree Hardcore rap

7:29 PM


Post a Comment

<< Home

Listed on BlogShares