Bionicbuddha has expanded into the field of spirits and the realm long dominated by Seagrams. “We’re looking to upstage the popular Chinese three penis wine by making a Canadian four penis wine”, added bionicbuddha chairman Andrew Carnegie . Mr. Carnegie further added, “we’ll give those Wal-Mart supplying mutha-f*#@ers a run for their money”. For those living in cave for the past 20 years, yes, China does make a three penis wine that consists of one part dog penis, one part seal penis and three parts deer penis. Bionicbuddha has upped the ante by including moose penis to the familiar ingredients. American vice-president Dick Cheney described the drink as “nutritious and robust” adding that it cleared his shingles and improved his memory loss.
Popular film star Jill Kelly added, “I’ve tasted better and somehow I thought the flask would be bigger”. While on set of “You, Me and D.P.”, co-star Chasey Lain reported, “If you wanted to make this stuff more potent you should have added some buck, as in Buck Adams, now that’s yummy”.
