This Guiness is Rippa'
A kangaroo is roaming the green hills of Ireland after escaping a circus near the picturesque port of Kinsale.
"This kangaroo broke loose just before the show while they were bringing him from the cages to the arena. He decided to take a walk but has not returned," said local farmer John Walsh on whose land the 2-year-old male, named Sydney, made his break for freedom.
Circus staff launched a fruitless four-hour search following the escape on Sunday. Once it got dark, the staff went to the bar for boiled potatoes and warm beer. Although they did not find the animal that night, they did get up to some merriment and sang some "right deadly" tunes.
There had since been one unconfirmed sighting of the animal, renamed "Hoppy" by locals and described as two and a half to three foot (76 to 91 centimetres) tall and dark in colour.
Colin Farrell has also been missing but his disappearance may be linked to a 6 day bender which has seen the actor tossed from numerous bars, several hotels, and a brothel in a fishing community, which goes on record to serve "basses, lasses, & asses".
8 Comments:
I know about that roo!...that westie nicked the V.B. that was in an esky in the boot of my Holden.
Go Parramatta!
I luv the Eels!
8:33 PM
woot! woot!
Hey BB, brill rockstar!
You are SUPER babeeee!
Thanks for the shout-out.
9:56 PM
nice post!!!
6:02 AM
I wonder if the attraction of the kangaroo was that it looks like Colin Farrell. I'D pay to see THAT!
5:59 PM
Mmm, Guiness. I do like my half and half, though, as well.
11:36 PM
Colin probably got the Kangeroo drunk on Guinness & is currently holding him hostage at a drug house in some deep dark place in Ireland.
Or maybe I read that in the Enquirer.
5:53 PM
Bionicbuddha is rockin' the suburbs just like Michael Jackson did! Shamon!
11:32 PM
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