Bobby Brown: putting the "infidel" back into "infidelity"

Well just when you started to feel sorry for Bobby in his plight to avoid any assasination attempts financed by an unnamed Saudi millionaire, it turns out there may infact be more more to this story...

Karrine Steffans, who has also been romantically involved with a number of other entertainment personalities, insists she's no homewrecker, but won't deny sleeping with Bobby.

She was recently quoted in the New York Daily News, "It's a really tricky situation...But if a marriage is already wrecked, that's not my fault. "

In her book she has detailed previous encounters with Brown. She alleges of a 2002 meeting, "He told me he was a member of al Qaeda and that President Bush was looking for him."

It is hard to establish any credibility for Bobby, when he has made a career for himself crooning:

'Get up off my back
Save a heart attack
Ain't nobody Humpin' Around
No matter what they say
No it ain't that way
Ain't nobody humpin around'

Let's just hope this thing ends peacefully with Osama and Whitney exchanging vows in a big public wedding ceremony. Although our hypothetical guest list would be pure speculation, I am guessing Don Johnson, Macyver (Richard Dean Anderson) and the cast of Wonder Years would all be honoured guests...