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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Osama Bin Laden: Ain't nobody humpin' around

A bizzare story has surfaced which has Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, as a former fan of singer Whitney Houston; such that he once considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed.

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who says she was kept against her will as Bin Laden’s mistress for four months in 1996, makes the revelation in her new autobiography. According to the author, “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."

Our sources could not reach Bobby for comment, although it is believed he said:

"Everybody's talking all this stuff about me.
Why don't they just let me live?
Tell me why I don't need commission
Make my own decisions
That's my prerogative"

In Boof's autobiography she reckons Bin Laden also had a taste for Western literature. “In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she wrote.

More surprising is that he would also “ramble on” about his favourite TV shows ‘Miami Vice’, ‘The Wonder Years’ and ‘MacGyver’, she claimed.

I think we can all excuse the occasional pining for western literature as well as strong interests in TV...but Miami Vice? I think even Don Johnson's family considered having him killed after the series.


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Blogger Rojelio said...

Do you think the song "I will always love you" was written about Osama?

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Blogger Freak Magnet said...

I don't think Whitney would survive over there - they don't have crack.

Oh, wait. Crack is whack. That's right. Aaahh.

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Anonymous fanboy said...

I had to double check this one and found out that the article is had me doubting you for a second guys..amazing!

1:09 AM

Anonymous jamkank said...

So maybe if Bin Laden had married (or kept) Whitney Houston for a while, maybe she wouldn't be completely cracked out now.

9:25 AM

Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

so osama on that shit too?

10:06 AM

Blogger stereofish said...

I was looking at that picture of Whitney and it occurred to me that if you but a beard on the old gal that she does bare quite a striking resemblance to Osama...coincidence?

12:11 PM

Blogger miZ said...

Hmm, for someone who so intensely despises Western culture, this is a bit of a surprise. But I guess they call him a madman because he is a freak - so nothing he does has to make sense.

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Blogger black feline said...

it's a bumpy ride for her...hope she returns soon..great singer!

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Anonymous Winnie Cooper said...

Much like with Osama, puberty was not kind to Fred...I can see why "the Wonder Years" would be so enjoyable!

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Blogger BionicBuddha said...

Here is a link to the autobiography listed on amazon, for those interested...

10:25 AM

Blogger slskenyon said...

I'm glad that Bin Laden's likes and dislikes are being aired in some piece of literature some where in an a la "National Enquirer" fashion. Look out for "Top Fashion No-No's for the World's Most Wanted Criminal" after this book comes out.

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They would have some funky lookin' children!

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Blogger Webmiztris said...

yep. I had a feeling those 2 had something going on. ;)

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