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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Tatoo You

I habitually speculate if this present generation will be recognized historically as the most tatooed. This is manifest in an abundance of decorated celebrities...here are some of the most absorbing and freakish:
Paris Hilton once had a tatoo of former boyfriend, Nick Carter on her right butt cheek, on her left, the phrase, “I’d tap that”. Joking on that last part.
Actress, Lara Flynn Boyle has a spade tatoo on her ankle and a tatoo of of a shamrock on her groin. I presume that would give new significance to the phrase, “full of blarney”.
Among fred Durst’s multiple tatoos is a picture of Elvis and Kurt Cobain. Now, finally we have a justifiable explanation as to why Kurt shot himself. I wonder if the roles were reversed would Kurt have done the same and put a tatoo of Fred on his chest? For more on Fred Durst check out the latest episode of Distortions.
Below Janet Jackson’s bikini line is a tatoo of Mickey Mouse and Minnie mouse having sex. If you ask me Minnie and Mickey look an awful like brother and sister, I’m not drawing any conclusions here.
Speaking of incest, in a move that would make Freud proud, actress Bijou Phillips has the word “Daddy” tatooed on her right butt cheek. That just plain gives me the creeps. I mean it wouldn’t be so bad if the other cheek didn’t say, “I’d tap that”.
While remaining on the subject of disturbing child/parent relationships, English Football star, David Beckham has the names of his children Brooklin and Romeo on his back juxtaposed above and below a crucifiction scene.
We’ll have more celebrity tatoos on an upcoming episode of Distortions.
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8 Comments:

Anonymous fanboy said...

I am so SICK of Fred Durst, please no more, you're killing me, why give him any more notoriety.

11:49 AM

 
Anonymous altra nova said...

great use of a blog. Interesting web site.

1:22 PM

 
Anonymous maggie said...

I don't get it, why would Beckham put the names of his kids around a crucifiction scene? were they born out of immaculate conception? Well his wife is posh spice.

11:25 PM

 
Blogger SuperAmanda said...

Cool stuff! Thanks for the love.xxooAmanda

2:15 PM

 
Blogger Freak Magnet said...

Hilarious. Simply hilarious.

7:32 PM

 
Anonymous dhobi said...

The only thing worse than having the name of an ex tatooed on you is some horribly cheesy looney tunes tatoo like Taz. You know you're white trash when...

9:33 AM

 
Blogger asianhotsauce said...

Thank you for your encouraging comment. If you could just go a step further and maybe mention it in your blog to spread the word!

I would deeply appreciate it so much!

"My heart will always be beeping for the invisible children."

9:29 PM

 
Anonymous fanboy said...

hey Freak Magnet..I love anything with monkeys, you rule man!

10:47 PM

 

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