Celebrity Headlines

Sometimes when I skim the newspaper headlines certain headlines may grab my attention and invariably make me curious to read further. I am including here a list of my favourite headlines which have surfaced in the recent news:

Schwarzenegger Gives up Hummers - Arnold has ditched his beloved fleet of Hummer vehicles in a bid to save the environment. Good work Arnold. He might even be presedential material, if he could only keep his mouth shut long enough to stop from making prejudgemental comments about Cubans and Puerto Ricans.

a completely unrelated headline:

Simpson Wears Rooster Neclance to Make up for Lack of Sex - To borrow a quote from a more witty source...Cock-a-doodle-doo or any-cock-will-do?

and last, but not least:

Baby Suri Cruise Dumps $10,000 on Charity - Internet Casino GoldenPalace.com Buys a Bronze Casting Inspired by Suri Cruise's Baby Poop - GoldenPalace.com has made a name for themselves by buying strange and sometimes ridiculous items that make headlines worldwide. Their assortment of oddities is currently touring the US in a traveling museum. Included are such well-known items as the Britney Spears Pregnancy Test, William Shatner's Kidney Stone, and the wildly popular Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich. The baby poop will take it's rightful place in Golden Palace's motley collection of American pop-culture. I am just glad that they did not choose to create a sculpture based on the crap that comes out of Tom Cruise's mouth these days. In a world that just seems to be filled with people who have more money than brains how long will it be before we see a bronze casting inspired by a Paris Hilton STD?

Addicted to Amanda

There's a new episode of Vsides featuring another Australian artist, her name is Amanda Baker. If you haven't watched the show already, Vsides is a MTV-ish video show that features artists from all over the world that may not always get noticed due to geographic location or indie status. I can assure you that all the videos are usually well polished and unique and the video by Amanda Baker is no exception. The video is produced by her brother a talented film maker whose work has appeared in almost every film festival you can think of, so check it out. The no download fash version can be viewed on our homepage otherwise click the image above to take you to the Amanda Baker, Vsides page at www.bionicbuddha.com.
Enjoy.

Oroslan the @#$%*&!

Fathers, secure your daughters, that handsome fribbler, Oroslan is back and looking to court before winter's hibernation. Well, there is a new episode of World 1 Wrestling up now. Oroslan misses his lines and such profanity ensues that it would make Quentin Tarantino blush. Click the image above to take you to the World 1 episode page or click this homepage link to take you to the no download flash version.
Enjoy.

Tag...7 unknown things about the Buddha

1. I have been into music and records since I was a baby. Perhaps it is because I was born in a taxi, while my Mom and Dad were on the way to a U2 concert. I guess I was trying to get in without a ticket or paying at the door.

2. I have the Muppet Movie Soundtrack on vinyl, and carry fond memories of Disco Duck.

3. My favorite vegetable is the carrot. Although In the commercial world, European Union rules define carrot as a fruit for the purposes of measuring the proportion of "fruit" contained in carrot jam.

4. I enjoy cooking and eating. One of my favorite snacks is Sunflower Worcestershire Delight. It is prepared by taking unhulled sunflower seeds, drenching them in Worcestershire sause and then sprinkle garlic salt on it for some added flavoring.

5. I once tried slices of chedder cheese in my morning coffee. It is not bad...but I have since moved to skim milk.

6. I will always consider Pluto a part of our solar system. I think it is outrageous to consider it a "dwarf planet"...

7. I am afraid (nervous) of heights. I tend to push my self to conquer this fear by doing things like rock climbing, sky diving, and para gliding.

Tag, you're it - Vietnemese God...

One for the band

The video and song "one for the boys" by babygod is one of the staff favourites at bionicbuddha. We like it so much we thought we'd give it a bit of extra push by recommending that everyone check it out at www.bionicbuddha.com/vsides. The band is from Glascow, Scotland and make their own videos. They are among the first people we met on myspace. Check them out at www.myspace.com/babygod. Ruby from the band also makes other great videos you can see at eastside films. Anyway, enjoy and get back to us with your thoughts on the show vsides and the video.
Peace.

Bobby Brown: putting the "infidel" back into "infidelity"

Well just when you started to feel sorry for Bobby in his plight to avoid any assasination attempts financed by an unnamed Saudi millionaire, it turns out there may infact be more more to this story...

Karrine Steffans, who has also been romantically involved with a number of other entertainment personalities, insists she's no homewrecker, but won't deny sleeping with Bobby.

She was recently quoted in the New York Daily News, "It's a really tricky situation...But if a marriage is already wrecked, that's not my fault. "

In her book she has detailed previous encounters with Brown. She alleges of a 2002 meeting, "He told me he was a member of al Qaeda and that President Bush was looking for him."

It is hard to establish any credibility for Bobby, when he has made a career for himself crooning:

'Get up off my back
Save a heart attack
Ain't nobody Humpin' Around
No matter what they say
No it ain't that way
Ain't nobody humpin around'

Let's just hope this thing ends peacefully with Osama and Whitney exchanging vows in a big public wedding ceremony. Although our hypothetical guest list would be pure speculation, I am guessing Don Johnson, Macyver (Richard Dean Anderson) and the cast of Wonder Years would all be honoured guests...